I tried to explain, alternating between mortified astonishment and suppressed laughter. Jake’s imagination, however, was going wild as he wondered whether Mrs. Lisa was indeed a superhero wearing aerodynamic underpants. He also suggested hanging his Captain America boxers next to her “crime-fighting gear” in an attempt to join in.

Jake’s curiosity would pique as Lisa’s laundry blew in the breeze, and it became a daily ritual. However, I realized it was time to end this farce when he offered to hang his own underwear next to hers. I therefore strode to her home, prepared to settle the dispute amicably.